South Park timeline

South Park Episode 403 - "Timmy 2000"

There's something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded"... Read more

South Park Episode 404 - "Quintuplets 2000"

The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their... Read more

South Park Episode 405 - "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"

Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An... Read more

South Park Episode 406 - "Cherokee Hair Tampons"

Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman's house... Read more

South Park Episode 407 - "Chef Goes Nanners"

Chef is declaring that South Park's flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the... Read more

South Park Episode 408 - "Something You Can Do with Your Finger"

"Fingerbang" is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan's participation in any boy band for dark reasons. The boys... Read more

South Park Episode 409 - "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"

The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The... Read more

South Park Episode 411 - "4th Grade"

The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they're not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade... Read more

South Park Episode 412 - "Trapper Keeper"

Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that blows Kyle's out of the water) After he's done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over... Read more

South Park Episode 413 - "Helen Keller! The Musical"

The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new... Read more

South Park Episode 415 - "Fat Camp"

Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her son's eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman... Read more

South Park Episode 416 - "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"

The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on... Read more

South Park Episode 417 - "A Very Crappy Christmas"

Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey... Read more

South Park Episode 501 - "It Hits the Fan"

The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings... Read more

South Park Episode 502 - "Cripple Fight"

Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of... Read more

South Park Episode 503 - "Super Best Friends"

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they... Read more

South Park Episode 504 - "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead... Read more

South Park Episode 505 - "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is... Read more

South Park Episode 506 - "Cartmanland"

Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A... Read more

South Park Episode 507 - "Proper Condom Use"

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While... Read more

South Park Episode 508 - "Towelie"

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret,... Read more

South Park Episode 509 - "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"

Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era... Read more

South Park Episode 510 - "How to Eat with Your Butt"

Cartman has finally gone to far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better... Read more

South Park Episode 511 - "The Entity"

Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr. Garrison (Herbert to his friends) invents a new mode of transportation that's "extra enjoyable" for... Read more

South Park Episode 512 - "Here Comes the Neighborhood"

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile,... Read more