Michael J. Nelson timeline

Michael J. Nelson drives thru temporal rift, arrives in 1836 in Peru and hits last pair of horned monkey-birds, return to present moments later...

After putting non-dairy creamer in the microwave, Michael J. Nelson accidentally created a temporal rift at the end of his driveway. Not one to... Read more

"Plan 9 from Outer Space" Rifftrax is Released

Held up by many as the Worst Movie Ever Made (though the twelve people who saw Mariah Carey's 'Glitter' may strenuously disagree) Ed Wood's classic... Read more

"Night of the Living Dead" Rifftrax is Released

Imagine you are wandering through a lonely graveyard when a wild-eyed man in a cheap suit tackles you and when you escape, tries to eat your... Read more

"Road House" Rifftrax is Released

This is it – the best movie ever made about a world-famous bouncer and his epic struggle with the evil owner of the local J.C. Penney. Patrick... Read more

"The Fifth Element" Rifftrax is Released

Long before the exceedingly boxy, strange-looking car, there was another Element: The Fifth Element, a clown-headed young woman in orange rubber... Read more

"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" Rifftrax is Released

The bittersweet sequel to Star Treks I, II, III and IV was indeed the "Final Frontier", one last voyage for our heroic Captain Kirk and the brave... Read more

"Cocktail" Rifftrax is Released

A drunken Australian councils a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments. Tom and Nicole's wedding night? No, this is the thrilling... Read more

"xXx" Rifftrax is Released

Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a... Read more

"Crossroads" Rifftrax is Released

Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads* tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on... Read more

"X-Men" Rifftrax is Released

On the shadowy periphery of society lives a secret organization of mutants – despised, deformed and loathed, they live in fear of a nation that... Read more

"Top Gun" Rifftrax is Released

Iceman, Maverick and Slider: while they make great names for members of a tracksuit wearing boy band, they make even better names for shirtless,... Read more

"Point Break" Rifftrax is Released

Not since Chicken Fried Steak met Country Gravy has there been such a dynamic pairing as Patrick "Forever Lulu" Swayze and Keanu "Permanent Record"... Read more

"Halloween" Rifftrax is Released

The most shocking Halloween-related thing ever -- with the possible exception of the joke about Mrs. Ghost not being able to get pregnant because... Read more

"The Matrix" Rifftrax is Released

In Earth's dirty, dystopian future, one in which every person alive is kept in a dark, moist pod and fed misinformation (kind of like Manhattan,... Read more

"Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" Rifftrax is Released

Of all the many Binks in the world, who is the most skull-crushingly annoying? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the... Read more