New York Mets defeat Florida Marlins, 6-1

We should all be as lucky as Oliver Perez, a man who can't control a fastball but won't relinquish control of his work assignments.

After messing up at our jobs for a couple of years, we should own the right to decline a demotion. Then, after discussions between our super-agent and our employers, we should be able to say our right knee tendinitis has flared up unexpectedly and that we require an indefinite stay in Florida for treatment - without agreeing to a demotion u...