Chicago White Sox defeat Cleveland Indians, 5-4

CLEVELAND-The Cleveland Indians picked a fine day to have buses of children brought in for the finale against the White Sox on Wednesday.

The kids were entertained with a "Learning the Weather" seminar before the first pitch, and then during and after the game had an opportunity to learn fine words like "horses---," "[Joe West] is a f---ing a--hole," and "Major League Baseball doesn't do s--- for anything."

Earmuffs kids.

In what could only be described as one of ...