St. Louis Cardinals defeat Kansas City Royals, 12-5

KANSAS CITY - Maps show Kauffman Stadium sits at the intersection of Interstate 70 and Blue Ridge Cutoff.

Sunday afternoon, before an audience of 33,805, Albert Pujols moved "The K" to the juncture of Unbelievable and Absurd.

Given the day off at first base, Pujols as designated hitter became a force of nature as the Cardinals completed a three-game sweep of the Kansas City Royals with a 12-5 drubbing.

El Hombre didn't just provide the difference with four hits, i...