Minnesota Twins defeat Boston Red Sox, 8-1

MINNEAPOLIS -- In the bottom of the eighth inning last night, the Red Sox behind as this game would end, 8-1, two fans hopped the fence, one of whom decided to run around the bases, beginning at second.

He dived into home, popped up, and immediately was taken out by the Sox' thin, blond ballboy, who wrestled at Minnetonka High outside Minneapolis at 160 pounds and played rugby at the University of North Dakota.

``Rounding third there weren't any guards around," recounte...