Boston Red Sox defeat New York Yankees, 14-3

NEW YORK -- Yes, the proceedings were as bad and bizarre as the score in the little black box next to this text suggests.

So bad that Wily Mo Peña, by the sixth inning, had played all three outfield positions. So bizarre that Alex Gonzalez, homerless in 180 at-bats entering last night, pounded an Aaron Small offering into the thick Bronx air for a three-run homer. So bad that Alex Rodriguez committed two errors and Melky Cabrera one, allowing for six unearned runs. So b...