Tampa Bay Rays defeat Boston Red Sox, 9-6

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Good thing the witnesses received free Devil Rays visors last night as they approached the scene.

All the better to shield their view of two pitchers turning a perfectly good evening for baseball into something out of the darkest recesses of horrormeister Stephen King's imagination.

Pick your scary sight: Derek Lowe or Victor Zambrano.

Lowe, a mere two years removed from his historic no-hitter against Tampa Bay at Fenway Park, survived only 2 ...