MST3K Ep. 706 - "Laserblast"
A teenager discovers a laser weapon left behind by turtle-like aliens.
He uses it for petty revenge, but the weapon slowly changes his personality. The movie features Roddy McDowall as a doctor and Eddie Deezen.
Catchphrase: Are you ready for some football?! This movie has the same opening theme as Robot Holocaust, just in an altered key. Trace Beaulieu's final episode.