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2003 Apr 30 South Park Episode 707 - "Red Man's Greed"
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying go...
2003 Oct 22 South Park Episode 708 - "South Park Is Gay!"
Launching the second half of the seventh series, episode 708 entitled "South Park is gay!" has the whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly, it's cool to be gay! Cartman,...
2003 Oct 29 South Park Episode 709 - "Christian Rock Hard"
Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled “Christian Rock Hard.” When the other boys kick ...
2003 Nov 5 South Park Episode 710 - "Grey Dawn"
After South Park's senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers' markets, the residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the b...
2003 Nov 12 South Park Episode 711 - "Casa Bonita"
Long Description: Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman ...
2003 Nov 19 South Park Episode 712 - "All About the Mormons?"
A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. Meanwhil...
2003 Dec 3 South Park Episode 713 - "Butt Out"
After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
2003 Dec 10 South Park Episode 714 - "Raisins"
Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins,” a local restaurant known for its cheap food and hot girls. Later, as ...
2003 Dec 17 South Park Episode 715 - "It's Christmas in Canada"
The Brovlofski family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts an...
2004 Mar 17 South Park Episode 801 - "Good Times with Weapons"
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Ch...
2004 Mar 24 South Park Episode 802 - "Up the Down Steroid"
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualify...
2004 Mar 31 South Park Episode 803 - "The Passion of the Jew"
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film's hardcore fans band together under Cartman's leadership to carry out i...
2004 Apr 7 South Park Episode 804 - "You Got F'd in the A"
It's up to Stan to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help ...
2004 Apr 14 South Park Episode 805 - "AWESOM-O"
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is ...
2004 Apr 21 South Park Episode 806 - "The Jeffersons"
All the children of South Park are attracted to “Mr. Jefferson”, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get “Mr. Jefferson” to love him...
2004 Apr 28 South Park Episode 807 - "Goobacks"
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the...
2004 Oct 27 South Park Episode 808 - "Douche and Turd"
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince every...
2004 Nov 3 South Park Episode 809 - "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the powe...
2004 Nov 10 South Park Episode 810 - "Pre-School"
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Tr...
2004 Nov 17 South Park Episode 811 - "Quest for Ratings"
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
2004 Dec 1 South Park Episode 812 - "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and lo...
2004 Dec 8 South Park Episode 813 - "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and C...
2004 Dec 15 South Park Episode 814 - "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a......
2005 Mar 9 South Park Episode 901 - "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. ...
2005 Mar 16 South Park Episode 902 - "Die Hippie, Die"
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
2005 Mar 23 South Park Episode 903 - "Wing"
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals hi...
2005 Mar 30 South Park Episode 904 - "Best Friends Forever"
Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
2005 Apr 6 South Park Episode 905 - "The Losing Edge"
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
2005 Apr 13 South Park Episode 906 - "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting ...
2005 Apr 20 South Park Episode 907 - "Erection Day"
All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can't wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys befo...
2005 Oct 19 South Park Episode 908 - "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, eve...
2005 Oct 26 South Park Episode 909 - "Marjorine"
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become ...
2005 Nov 2 South Park Episode 910 - "Follow That Egg!"
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garr...
2005 Nov 9 South Park Episode 911 - "Ginger Kids"
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all gin...
2005 Nov 16 South Park Episode 912 - "Trapped in the Closet"
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
2005 Nov 30 South Park Episode 913 - "Free Willzyx"
A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark u...
2005 Dec 7 South Park Episode 914 - "Bloody Mary"
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking t...
2006 Mar 22 South Park Episode 1001 - "The Return of Chef"
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something a...
2006 Mar 29 South Park Episode 1002 - "Smug Alert!"
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame -- just as everyone starts to feel really good abo...
2006 Apr 5 South Park Episode 1003 - "Cartoon Wars Part I"
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Fam...
2006 Apr 12 South Park Episode 1004 - "Cartoon Wars Part II"
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of “Family Guy” determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
2006 Apr 19 South Park Episode 1005 - "A Million Little Fibers"
Towelie gets over his drug addition and writes a moving book about his experiences. Thanks to Oprah’s support, the book becomes a best seller and his story inspires millions to turn their...
2006 May 3 South Park Episode 1007 - "Tsst"
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
2006 Oct 4 South Park Episode 1008 - "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
2006 Oct 11 South Park Episode 1009 - "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. No one in South Park is safe from the pe...
2006 Oct 18 South Park Episode 1010 - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
Cartman is appointed to the post of School Hallway Monitor at South Park Elementary. In his new role, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. When...
2006 Oct 25 South Park Episode 1011 - "Hell on Earth 2006"
Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever, and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to ...
2006 Nov 1 South Park Episode 1012 - "Go God Go"
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th graders, especially f...
2006 Nov 8 South Park Episode 1013 - "Go God Go XII"
In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future -- ...
2006 Nov 15 South Park Episode 1014 - "Stanley's Cup"
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himsel...