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Michael J. Nelson

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2001 Mar 15 Michael J. Nelson drives thru temporal rift, arrives in 1836 in Peru and hits last pair of horned monkey-birds, return to present moments later...
After putting non-dairy creamer in the microwave, Michael J. Nelson accidentally created a temporal rift at the end of his driveway. Not one to look in his rearview when backing up, he ba...
2006 Jan 1 "Plan 9 from Outer Space" Rifftrax is Released
Held up by many as the Worst Movie Ever Made (though the twelve people who saw Mariah Carey's 'Glitter' may strenuously disagree) Ed Wood's classic has endured so long because of the fine...
2006 Jan 18 "Night of the Living Dead" Rifftrax is Released
Imagine you are wandering through a lonely graveyard when a wild-eyed man in a cheap suit tackles you and when you escape, tries to eat your brother. Just a typical encounter with Nick...
2006 Jul 21 "Road House" Rifftrax is Released
This is it – the best movie ever made about a world-famous bouncer and his epic struggle with the evil owner of the local J.C. Penney. Patrick Swayze is at his most shirtless as Dalton, a...
2006 Aug 1 "The Fifth Element" Rifftrax is Released
Long before the exceedingly boxy, strange-looking car, there was another Element: The Fifth Element, a clown-headed young woman in orange rubber lederhosen who held the key to saving e...
2006 Aug 18 "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" Rifftrax is Released
The bittersweet sequel to Star Treks I, II, III and IV was indeed the "Final Frontier", one last voyage for our heroic Captain Kirk and the brave crew of the Enterprise – except for anoth...
2006 Aug 29 "Cocktail" Rifftrax is Released
A drunken Australian councils a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments. Tom and Nicole's wedding night? No, this is the thrilling plot of Cocktail, starring Cruise, Brya...
2006 Sep 6 "xXx" Rifftrax is Released
Vin Diesel, the Jean-Claude Van Damme of our time, stars as Xander Cage, an underground extreme sports star who apparently lost all his hair in a tragic skydiving accident. The NSA sha...
2006 Sep 15 "Crossroads" Rifftrax is Released
Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads* tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on paper, but up on the big screen, it's a dri...
2006 Sep 22 "X-Men" Rifftrax is Released
On the shadowy periphery of society lives a secret organization of mutants – despised, deformed and loathed, they live in fear of a nation that holds them in contempt. They are comic book...
2006 Sep 29 "Top Gun" Rifftrax is Released
Iceman, Maverick and Slider: while they make great names for members of a tracksuit wearing boy band, they make even better names for shirtless, pretty boy pilots! And Tom Cruise is the p...
2006 Oct 10 "Point Break" Rifftrax is Released
Not since Chicken Fried Steak met Country Gravy has there been such a dynamic pairing as Patrick "Forever Lulu" Swayze and Keanu "Permanent Record" Reeves. The "whoa"s fly fast and furiou...
2006 Oct 19 "Halloween" Rifftrax is Released
The most shocking Halloween-related thing ever -- with the possible exception of the joke about Mrs. Ghost not being able to get pregnant because Mr. Ghost had a hollow weenie. But in a r...
2006 Oct 25 "The Matrix" Rifftrax is Released
In Earth's dirty, dystopian future, one in which every person alive is kept in a dark, moist pod and fed misinformation (kind of like Manhattan, only the odors are less pungent), only on...
2006 Nov 1 "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" Rifftrax is Released
Of all the many Binks in the world, who is the most skull-crushingly annoying? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the U.S. manufacturers of spray guns, paint b...