Woodstock 1999

Despite the years of planning, bathrooms had not been taken into consideration and as a result, none were built. Instead, we were offered portable johns, the closest Port-a-Potty being approximately a 3/4 mile walk from our tents. If the “Peace Wall” hadn’t been where it was, it would have been about 75 feet away from our campsite. But hey, what’s a three quarter mile walk in sweltering heat when you’re about to pass out? Or need to go to the bathroom? Well, to the folks who relieved themselves right behind our tent, leaving a lovely pile of crap and thousands of flies for us to deal with for the next three days, it was obviously too far a walk.

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