Mystery Burris Theater
In which I insert myself into the just-released conversation between Roland Burris and Robert Blagojevich.
ROLAND BURRIS: (Clears throat.) Burris speaking.
ROB BLAGOJEVICH: Hello Roland, this is Rob Blagojevich again. How are you?
STEVE RHODES: Um, guys, I'm on the line too . . .
BURRIS: I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine. What's . . . (chuckles) what's going on? I was just discussing you yesterday.
BLAGOJEVICH: (Chuckles.) Oh, were you. Now this is the governor's brother, not . . .
BLAGOJEVICH: . . . not the governor.
RHODES: Boy do I feel like an ass.
BURRIS: I, I know you're calling telling me that you're gonna make me king of the world . .